Interview in Egypt...lol

This is so funny...lol I laughed so hard! enjoy it...

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do you speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do you mind if I interview u?
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter:..so. how do you find life here in Egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else
do you like in your country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Taha: I am very well, sank you
Reporter: No, I mean do you have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no I don't have
any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we
can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you can only give it to za banzeena man..zey take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you
have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets
one way
Reporter: well, Ok...Do you vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do you choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was..i will give
him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoblane
Reporter: But there are no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very
good airoblane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last
26 years
Taha: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bound
Reporter: I never said I will pay you for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head
Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?

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Interview with a Foreign Newspaper - Part#2
After her interview with Taha
The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:
Reporter:Hello
Egyptian:Welcun to egybt
Reporter:thank u ..may i interview u?
Egyptian:Ofcors
Reporter:What's ur name?
Egyptian:3essam
Reporter:Sex?
3essam:I can't..i have wife and sons
Reporter(remembering Taha):Sorry..my mistake..male..Ok Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u work?
3essam:Yas..i have koshk
Reporter:koshk?..what is a koshk?
3essam:small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart Reporter:Dont u think somking is bad for people?
3essam:I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)

Reporter:I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?
3essaml:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr Reporter:I am shocked to hear that 3essam:NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter:R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
3essam:Sbeak again bleez
Reporter:I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
3essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan

Reporter:Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?
3essam:Sbeak again
Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt
3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?
3essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?
Reporter:why do i need protection?
3essam:Because u r terrorist
Reprter:Absolutely not
3essam:u look like zem
Reporter:Do I?
3essam:yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic

Reporter:OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS

3essam:Sank u very much..
Reporter:I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information

3essam:sbeak again Reporter:I have to go now 3essam:No brobrem..u light Egybt